Party Loyalty Test
Is it possible you’re a closet conservative? Take the following test. If you answer yes to any or all of the following questions, you might just be a member of the Party of Nyet!
- Do you believe it is good to scare voters with lies and innuendo so they will side with your party?
- Do you believe it is more important for Congress to protect the profits of a company even if said protection will cause harm or sorrow for a human being?
- Do you believe the government should forgo accepting bids on government contracts and instead give the contracts to corporations that will bilk the government out of billions of dollars.
- Do you believe a political party is more important than the United States?
- Do you believe in playing politics with bills that could help US citizens if there is a chance the opposition party could score points with voters should the bill pass?
- Do you believe the best way to support our troops is by forcing them to invade a sovereign country that you have no evidence has done anything to the United States?
- Do you believe a man who shoots an old man in the face with a shotgun and fails to report the incident until the next day should receive no punishment?
- Do you believe it is a good thing to commute a sentence to keep a convicted man from revealing evidence that could implicate others in a conspiracy to make public the identity of a CIA agent.
- Do you believe a company has the right to make a woman sign an affidavit not to sue the company if she is raped while performing duties for said company?
- Do you believe it is okay to tell soldiers you’ll stand behind them only to vote no on bills that could improve the lives of the soldiers and their families?
Idiotic, subhuman, ultra conservative
If you answered no to all of these questions, there is a good chance you are a Liberal, a Democrat, a Progressive, or possibly even a moderate Republican.
If you answered yes to any of these questions you’re either an ultra conservative, an idiot, or a subhuman.
I suppose the kicker to the preceding sentence is that – more than likely – you’re all of the above: an idiotic, subhuman, ultra conservative (see illustration).
Whew. I’m not a member of the party of nein.
I truly believe that the Republican party just may go the way of the Whig party. So once again history repeats itself as it always does. Keep an eye on the 10 congressional elections and see if I’m not right.
Sorry. I scored a zero.
I answered Yes! to all of those questions. That’s correct, isn’t it?
(Kidding!)
If you answer yes to some of these questions it makes you a democrat too.
But not a real Democrat, Reagan, just a DINO.
the 1% that are not DINO’s need to move to another party.